We have our own secrets and we seldom tell anyone about it. Read on and know what are the secrets we have been keeping. We promise that they are sexy, shameless, fearless and definitely fun.
Playback Payback
"I had been seeing this guy for a while when we decided to make our relationship exclusive. I thought it was going well until I found out that he was seeing someone else on the side. Soon after, a mutual friend told me he wasn't having an affair with just one woman; he was fooling around with three! I called him to break up, but when I got his voice mail, I thought of a much better idea. He had given me his password, so I logged in to his voice mail and recorded a new outgoing message. I explained what a jerk and a cheater he was. And then, to add fuel to the fire, I changed his password so he couldn't rerecord the message." —Stephanie, 24
Backstabbing Bud
"My friend has a reputation for being a flirt. I never believed the rumors until she came to visit me and my live-in boyfriend. After she left, my guy told that's he'd come on to him a few times. He didn't think much of it, but one night, when I was working, she apparently tried to get him to meet her at a hotel! I wanted everyone to know what a bitch she was, so I set up a MySpace account in her name, and under 'About Me' I wrote 'I'm a lying man stealer. Friends' boyfriends are NOT off-limits.' Then I sent out 200 'add friend' requests to buddies and random people in her town." —Shaniqua, 31
Desperate Housemate
"My roommate can be really mean, and one day, her bad attitude got on my last nerve. So when a guy she had been lusting over — who had recently become single — stopped by, I hatched a plan to get even. She let him in, then went upstairs to primp. I decided to introduce myself and told him to be careful because my roomie had a revolving door to her bedroom and is on quite a few meds for STDs. That was the last time he came over, and she couldn't figure out what happened." —Jojo, 22
Mum's the Word
"My best friend and I are very competitive with each other, especially when it comes to guys. One night, we went out, and she wore a revealing outfit. The men sitting next to us were ogling her and not paying any attention to me. When she went to the bathroom, I turned to the guys and told them that she dressed like that because pretty soon, her pregnancy would start to show, and her body would never be the same. They ignored her for the rest of the evening, and she couldn't figure out why." —Lori, 30
Iced Out
"Every month on our anniversary, my guy had this tradition of giving me jewelry. We'd been together for almost a year, so I had a tons of necklaces, earrings, and bracelets. Right before our one-year anniversary, I found out that he was cheating on me with a girl from his college. I was pissed, but I kept quiet until he gave me a diamond pendant. The next day, I sold all the jewelry to a pawnshop for a lot of cash — enough to buy an entire new wardrobe — and told him I hoped his new girlfriend was worth every penny." —Olivia, 22
Three's a Crowd
"My friend Maria had been out on a few dates with this guy, Matt, whom we both went to school with. I knew she really liked him, but it didn't stop me from having a huge crush on him too. One night, I called Maria to see what she was doing. When she said she was about to call Matt and ask him to dinner, I got really jealous. I told her I was going to stay in and watch TV, but the second I hung up, I dialed Matt's number and invited him over. When he got to my place, we ordered food and snuggled up on the couch to watch a movie. An hour or so later, Maria showed up at my door and explained that since Matt had other plans, she thought she'd come over and hang out. I told her I was about to go to bed, but when she looked past me and saw Matt on the couch, I was totally busted." -Alex, 21
Caught Red-Handed
"One night, I was home cleaning my apartment when I noticed that the people in the building next to mine were having sex against the window. I couldn't see their faces, but I could see that the guy was decked out in really lacy lingerie. I figured that he just must have a weird fetish or something, but it was still pretty hilarious to watch. Later that week, I had to pick up a friend who lived in the couple's building. As we were leaving her place, I started to tell her about what I'd seen. She was laughing at first, but when I mentioned the fact that he'd been wearing lingerie, she started to turn red. I started rambling about what a freak he must be and that I couldn't imagine having to put up with a guy like that. She shot me a look that made me think I might have offended her, so I asked her if she knew the couple. She said no, but the expression on her face made it clear that the panty-wearing guy was her boyfriend Brett." -Mara, 33
Bye-Bye Bling
"My boyfriend and I had been together for five years, but he always changed the subject when I brought up marriage. One night, I broke down and told him that I thought we should either get married or split up, but he didn't respond well to the ultimatum. A month or so later, we were having dinner at my favorite waterfront restaurant when we got into a huge argument. I started crying, so I grabbed his jacket and ran outside. I was standing on the dock outside wearing his jacket when he came out and asked me to give it to him. I said no, but then he reached out and started to take it off of me. For some reason, I got really pissed off and threw it as far as I could into the water. He started freaking out, and when I finally got him to calm down, he told me there'd been an engagement ring in the pocket." -Alexis, 34
Supermarket Smackdown
"One morning, I saw my fiancé's ex at the grocery store. The floors must have been waxed recently because as soon as I turned around to avoid her, I twisted my ankle. She ran over and offered to drive me to the hospital. When my fiancé showed up at the ER an hour later, he almost passed out at the sight of the two of us sitting side by side." -Kylie, 25
Mr. Wrong Whammy
"My friend Jess set me up on a blind date with her friend Mike. It was so awful that halfway through our meal, I told him I was going to the bathroom, but I made a beeline for the front door. On my way out, someone grabbed my elbow and said 'Amy?' The guy introduced himself as Mike and explained that Jess had shown him my picture. I was confused at first, but then I realized I had just spent half an hour with the wrong guy who happened to be named Mike and was skeevy enough to have played along." -Amy, 33
Seven-Month Send-Off
"I overheard my live-in boyfriend, Tom, telling his brother that I was just a 'starter girlfriend' and our relationship would be good practice for when he's ready to get serious with someone. On our seven-month anniversary a few nights later, I invited Tom's brother and his fiancée over for dinner. After we ate, I gave Tom three big, wrapped boxes. When he opened them, he found a mini sports car in the first one and a plastic dollhouse in the second. From the third, he pulled out a note that read 'Before tonight, you just had a starter girlfriend. But now that you have a starter car and a starter house, it looks like it's time to start the real thing...without me. You have one week to get out.'" -Olivia, 29
Hungry, Hungry Hussy
"After hanging out at a bar, I stumbled back to my dorm. I was so hungry that I decided to order a large pizza all for myself. Right after I got off the phone with the pizza place, Geoff, the guy I occasionally hooked up with, knocked on my door. I let him in, but all I could think about was the pizza and how embarrassing it would be if he knew that I'd ordered an entire pie. When the delivery guy showed up a half-hour later, I pretended that I hadn't ordered anything and tried to look shocked. After he'd gone, Geoff said, 'Just so you know, I was standing outside your door when you ordered.'" -Gia, 20
Shameless, Fearless and Fun Female Confessions
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